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Just because Madge is all prim and proper these days in public doesn’t mean that she doesn’t still appreciate a little raunchiness in the bedroom. Madonna was recently seen with hubby, Guy Ritchie, leaving the Claridge’s Hotel in London toting a very interesting purchase. The Material Girl was carrying a see-through shopping bag containing a box containing a “Purple Penetrator”–which I’m guessing is either a sex-toy, or a playful name for a torture device. This picture pretty much looks like it says it all, with Madonna wearing a mysterious smile as she carries her brand-new strap-on, and Guy trailing behind her, looking a little bit like he’s not yet sold on the idea but is willing to try anything to keep the peace. I have a feeling it’s less painful than trying to win an argument with her.
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who the f*ck besides Madonna would carry a sex toy in a see-thru bag?
and a strap-on, no less? poor Guy…
I’ll tell you who else —- Angelina Jolie. Two peas in a pod here. All about attention and control.
Could be for someone else.
I’ve procured such “gifts” on behalf of others – but true – they don’t usually come in see through shopping bags
poor Madge – still desperate to get her picture taken isn’t she?
I wouldn’t be suprised to see Brit wearing one.
t-bone, are you (GASP!) implying that brad is the catcher?
if so, watch out for flying fruit tossed by brangeloonies!
I’m tellin ya, nastybugger…;)
NOT THAT I personally ever bought something like this, but i would bet it doesn’t normally come in a see thru bag! Poor Guy!
T-Bone,
Angie doesn’t need one of these, hers is real.
lol at Clarisse.
you, too, should watch for flying fruit…
Nastyburger,
No worries!
Just Jared posted this hours Jolie photo op pics so that will them busy for hours.
;)
It’s a gag gift.. because being with her makes you gag. She’s all about cruelty, control, pain: humiliation! Fine mother to teach her children + the adopted David her loving tricks of the trade.
If Madge wears this , (which I can well imagine) then Guy is probably wondering if it was all worth it, and if Guy is wearing it, what’s wrong with his own todger?
Either way, isn’t Madge too old and dusty for all this raunchiness?
Check out the nasty ass hands!! They’re so veiny– yucky.
Madonna and Guy are probably getting a few chuckles behind closed doors, knowing what kind of comments they are going to get regarding these photos. She’s not stupid. It could be a prank on the public. She still loves yto stir up controversy to some extent. I can picture her and guy planning this stunt.
Looks like Madge has been perusing the aisles of Ann Summers again. Sales will go thru the roof for The Great Purple Penetrator just like they did when Kate Moss bought her gold plated “Little Something”.. Let’s hope it can be properly sanitized.
I think Madonna bought it so that GUY can wear it… thereby simultaneously penetrating both her orifices!