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UPDATE: It’s official! Madonna’s spokesperson has released a statement confirming that Madonna and Guy are divorcing. They reportedly haven’t reached a settlement yet, and are asking for privacy. Because they will happen!
The Mirror is reporting that NRA inspired footwear owner Madonna and Guy Ritchie have prepared a statement announcing their impending divorce. Shouldn’t they have done this awhile ago? She’s athletically thrusting upon a professional athlete and he looks like she succubus-ed the very soul right out of him. He looks like the end of A Beautiful Mind.
“It wasn’t a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’. They tried hard over the last few
months but their fighting was getting out of control,” a source says.
Madonna reportedly wanted to wait to announce the split until after she’s done sucking outrageous amount of money out of people during her “Sticky & Sweet” tour. But the couple now reportedly wants to finalize this long-predicted split before Christmas. Which would have been their eighth wedding anniversary. Merry Christmas, Rocco!
She’s reportedly ready to move the kids to the US permanently, and he’s supposedly moving his things out of their London fortress to their Wiltshire residence.
This probably isn’t it. She probably needs time to actually incorporate the footage of her signing the divorce papers into some sort of montage she can dance in front of during “Into the Groove” during her tour.
Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Madonna and Guy Ritchie.
The Mirror is reporting that NRA inspired footwear owner Madonna and Guy Ritchie have prepared a statement announcing their impending divorce. Shouldn’t they have done this awhile ago? She’s athletically thrusting upon a professional athlete and he looks like she succubus-ed the very soul right out of him. He looks like the end of A Beautiful Mind.
“It wasn’t a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’. They tried hard over the last few
months but their fighting was getting out of control,” a source says.Madonna
reportedly wanted to wait to announce the split until after she’s done
sucking outrageous amount of money out of people during her “Sticky
& Sweet” tour. But the couple now reportedly wants to finalize this
long-predicted split before Christmas. Which would have been their
eighth wedding anniversary. Merry Christmas, Rocco!She’s
reportedly ready to move the kids to the US permanently, and he’s
supposedly moving his things out of their London fortress to their
Wiltshire residence.This probably isn’t it. She probably needs
time to actually incorporate the footage of her signing the divorce
papers into some sort of montage she can dance in front of during “Into
the Groove” during her tour.Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Madonna and Guy Ritchie
mg | October 15, 2008 at 7:56 am
I think it’s fantastic she’s done with him. Guy was always just a kid and now she can maybe be done trying to be young for his sake. But woman, no more plastic surgery! Guy was always a twerp.
Hfx | October 15, 2008 at 8:21 am
Marriage isn’t easy for the average couple. If they will be happier apart, then who is anyone to judge them? Move on and be happy Guy and Madonna.
green cardigan | October 15, 2008 at 9:24 am
Yeah, nobody wins in this situation. Sad for the children. Their lives and routines as they know them are over. Life isn’t easy. Hopefully they’ll stay on friendly terms.
Erin | October 15, 2008 at 1:42 pm
This is a sad situation and has got to be tough, especially since she’s on tour now and will have to deal with that along with everything else.
By the way J., I’m in Boston now on vacation and have been wondering if we’d run in to you on the subway or something. Love the recaps and read everyday! :)
N.N. | October 15, 2008 at 2:06 pm
If I was a male who married a woman…who a few years later grew a beard, and a body any surrealistic body builder from the former Soviet Gulagh or other concentrationcamps of the world would be proud of…. then this would be a sad situation for me, the poor, poor man. In other words, I strongly advice Madonna to go to sex change counseling and for this Guy person to date a woman.
Sarah (NOT Palin) | October 15, 2008 at 2:31 pm
GUY NEEDS TO MOVE ON AWAY THAT DRAG QUEEN HAG!!
janepitt | October 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Without this succubus draining his life force the man will probably smile again and turn out some half way decent movies. He should seriously have a large settlement for her ruining his career. After “Swept Away” he lost his career and credibility for this whore. This selfish bitch only married a director so she could have a film career.
Ronald | October 21, 2008 at 4:03 am
Divorce should never be an option. I wish both of them the best. Madonna will definitely move on. She is a tough cookie. God bless the kids (Loala, Rocco, and David)!