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An in-depth article by Britain’s The Independent, reveals that Madonna may be close to severing her ties to the mystical Jewish religion, of which she has been a follower and generous contributor for many years:
She has decided to give it up, they say, having tired of the financial burden and the effect her strong beliefs have had on her relationship with husband Guy Ritchie.
In other news, Madonna has no intention of giving up being fake British.
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enoughalready | July 10, 2006 at 6:00 pm
Is she also going to give up being a washed-up, old hag?
Kelly | July 10, 2006 at 6:06 pm
Alright.. I’m done.. I have been a loyal ASL reader for quite some time now and I’m done. You really took a great thing and ruined it. All of this damn advertising is just ridiculous, your stories suck.. I could easily read them some other place and actually enjoy it. Somehow Miu made it work without being redirected to sponsored sites.. I for a fact will never visit this web-site again and I will stop telling my friends to come here. WAY TO FUCK UP YOU LOSER!!
ST | July 10, 2006 at 6:11 pm
I agree with Kelly. In less than one week this site has gone down to tubes. Not only is the advertising taking over, but the stories hit this site about 1/2 to 2 days later than every other site. This story was posted everywhere last night and early this morning. Get on the ball or get off the computer!
What a shame.
lola | July 10, 2006 at 6:25 pm
kelly and st:
try http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com
AWESOME!!
LOLOWNED | July 10, 2006 at 7:49 pm
^LOL OWNED!
Tia | July 10, 2006 at 9:06 pm
I love Madonna. I dont care if she quits Kabbalah. Her music is excellent and I enjoy her fake british accent. Oh and yes Pink is the new blog rocks.
tia | July 10, 2006 at 9:07 pm
One more thing
Madonna rocks. LOL just had to say it again.
reacktion | July 11, 2006 at 6:07 am
For the record, technically if Madonna actually wanted to be “really” British she could. As the spouse of a U.K. citizen, she could turn in her U.S. passport and apply for citizenship there. Just sayin….
reacktion | July 11, 2006 at 6:11 am
Oh, and p.s., the other’s are right. Thig blog has nosedived rather quickly over the last week. Posts no longer clever, nor funny. Advertising is on overkill. Hopefully you can take this feedback and react before all the readers move on.
d. c. | July 11, 2006 at 8:12 am
That mystical made up religion isn’t fun.. see what she is missing besides holidays..
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Starmonkey | July 11, 2006 at 8:30 am
she can get dual citizenship, and keep the american one.
ClericalCog | July 11, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Financial BURDEN???!! You’ve got to be kidding me. The royalties (and I don’t mean British kind) of one of her songs alone could house, clothe and feed a small third world country. Miss trend jumper just tired of yet another trend. This one being religous in nature- Judaism with bracelettes.