Madonna Is So Headed For Divorce

June 26th, 2008 // 9 Comments

Guy Ritchie is about to be set free from Madonna’s fame prison. You have noticed that he always has this “I’m barely holding on to my rage” look in every photo he appears in with her right? Yeah, I did too. Madge was spotted visiting ANOTHER divorce attorney, Fiona Shackleton.

Ritchie himself was spotted visiting his own divorce attorney, in a slightly less reputable firm. ‘Cause Madge ain’t paying for it. Did you know that she’s worth an estimated $600 million? And there’s allegedly no prenup? Did Kabbalah tell her do that? Then Kabbalah is very, very wrong.

Shackleton represented Paul McCartney in his bid for freedom from vicious pegleg Heather Mills. Mills ended up with only $48.6 million from the $160 million she asked for. So Madge has gone to the right legal assassin.

Here’s Madonna at a Yankees game with her kids, thanking christ that she doesn’t have to go to any more pubs with Guy’s drunk ass.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of Madonna with her kids at a Yankee game.


Guy Ritchie is about to be set free from Madonna’s fame prison.
You have noticed that he always has this “I’m barely holding on to my
rage” look in every photo he appears in with her right? Yeah, I did
too. Madge was spotted visiting ANOTHER divorce attorney, Fiona Shackleton.
Ritchie himself was spotted visiting his own divorce attorney,
in a slightly less reputable firm. ‘Cause Madge ain’t paying for it.
Did you know that she’s worth an estimated $600 million? And there’s
allegedly no prenup? Did Kabbalah tell her do that? Then Kabbalah is
very, very wrong.Shackleton represented Paul McCartney in his
bid for freedom from vicious pegleg Heather Mills. Mills ended up with
only $48.6 million from the $160 million she asked for. So Madge has
gone to the right legal assassin.Here’s Madonna at a Yankees
game with her kids, thanking christ that she doesn’t have to go to any
more pubs with Guy’s drunk ass.Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of Madonna with her kids at a Yankee game.

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Comments (9)

  1. Kristen from MA | June 26, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Her cheek implants look especially obvious in this picture.

  2. mg | June 26, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Thank God she’s getting rid of Guy. That dumb, pasty man was never good enough for me. And now she can go back to putting out good music.

  3. mg | June 26, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    oops. er, Freudian slip. Good enough for HER.

  4. janePitt | June 26, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    This must have taken place in an alternate univer, this twat never put out any good music. She completely destroyed Guy’s career. The man was a reputable director until she used her vile vagina to have “Swept Away” made. This bitch owes that man so many millions.

  5. devil | June 26, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Madonna’s in great shape, so why does she look pregnant in one of the photos? That grey shirt is terribly unflattering to her.

    And, yes, she’s had waaaay too much cosmetic surgery on her face and needs to stop it. Take a lesson from Joan Rivers – just stop before you look like a ghoul.

  6. gumball | June 26, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    She likes the ladies, young men and Guy goes sailing with Clooney? woo woo..

  7. sandy | June 27, 2008 at 6:24 am

    Why do people get married? It’s so f-ing stupid. You get bored of the person after a month—year. They annoy the cr@p out of you. Then if you have kids you have to damage them and drag them through ugly divorces. When are people going to wake up and realize ‘happily ever after’ is a joke? And to the gays: save yourselves. Don’t bother getting married. It leads to divorce and hate!

  8. Zekers | June 27, 2008 at 7:19 am

    My sympathies to you Sandy…someone must have done quite a number on you.

  9. tjr10 | June 28, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Madonna’s Husband’s Wandering Eye

    http://www.judiciaryreport.com/madonnas_marriage_mess.htm

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