Madonna Isn’t One To Rest On Her Laurels

October 15th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Sources are saying that Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez are “definitely romantic.” Bitch just announced her divorce from Guy Ritchie. Iit already looks like she might even come clean about having this dude’s cleats under her dominatrix bed at the end of her tour and after her divorce settlement is finalized.

“Guy is not involved in this equation,” a source says.
“With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven’t been ‘together’ for
over a year–they have been privately separated. Madonna, however,
wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing.”

“A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever.” another source reportedly connected to A-Rod says. “Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna’s in.”

If he keeps up all the yapping to his boys he’s going to find himself in a position with one of his own bats stuck up his ass. Madonna is not one to play with. She’s going to use this dude to sell as many tour tickets as she can, and then cut his ass loose. Hopefully, she doesn’t decay before she can enact that plan and crumble into a pile of dust topped by some gun heels. She’s looking drawn.


Sources are saying that Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez are “definitely romantic.” Bitch just announced her divorce from Guy Ritchie.
Iit already looks like she might even come clean about having this
dude’s cleats under her dominatrix bed at the end of her tour and after
her divorce settlement is finalized.

“Guy is not involved in this equation,” a source says.
“With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven’t been ‘together’ for
over a year–they have been privately separated. Madonna, however,
wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing.”

“A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever.”
another source reportedly connected to A-Rod says. “Alex has really
missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position
Madonna’s in.”

If he keeps up all the yapping to his boys he’s
going to find himself in a position with one of his own bats stuck up
his ass. Madonna is not one to play with. She’s going to use this dude
to sell as many tour tickets as she can, and then cut his ass loose.
Hopefully, she doesn’t decay before she can enact that plan and crumble
into a pile of dust topped by some gun heels. She’s looking drawn.

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Comments (4)

  1. devil | October 15, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Why continue the charade? We all knew that Guy was through with Madge, anyway.

    How does a sham marriage help Madonna’s ailing tour in any way?

  2. Noname | October 16, 2008 at 5:00 am

    She is starting to look like Gollum.

  3. mel | October 16, 2008 at 7:19 am

    SHES OLD!!

  4. tina | October 16, 2008 at 10:00 am

    with all the beautiful young women in the city, what would he want with Madge???????? He has no tast,his ex is ugly too.

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