Madonna & Jesus Luz Get Fake Kabbalah Married

May 14th, 2009 // 10 Comments

Jesus Luz‘s father is claiming that his son will soon be wed in a kabbalah wedding ceremony to his pop star girlfriend Madonna.

In an interview with Brazilian magazine Quem, Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz claims, “The kabbalah ceremony [in New York that] will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy.”

The ceremony, however, won’t be legally binding for the couple. I’m so not understanding why this is remotely necessary, but then again, I am but a humble peon with normal-looking eyes.

Gallery Info: Madonna and her kids Lourdes Leon and David Banda at the Kabbalah Center in New York.

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Comments (10)

  1. bo | May 14, 2009 at 10:50 am

    she wont do any ceremony in kaballah she wont marry him.its all a lie from brazilian press

  2. ncywrd@yahoo.com | May 14, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Does that little pill David realize what his life would be like if Madonna hadn’t adopted him? Yeah, I’m sure it’s a pain in the ass to have people follow you everywhere you go and take your picture, but I would think scrounging for food would be so much worse. Get that tongue back in your head where it belongs!

  3. Masonic Mistress | May 14, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    We get it! We get it!

    You’re a Freemason Sister. You’re all about all things masonic: 1) black/white representing the duality between EVIL and good, pretending to be good while doing evil things to others 2)checkers representing the doors a mason can enter (careers) if one will only join the murderous cabal that protects them while they steal others property, 3) the pyramid that represents robbing those in the “lower” infrastructure, 4) human sacrifice like WWII, Vietnam, 9/11 and Abraham killing his son and David cutting off men’s penis in order to please Yahwey-Satan, 5) spiritually supporting and financing the practice of doing evil to others as a religion 6) stealing other people’s energy throgh killing and robbing them, stealing intellectual property, stealing land, stealing others’ life savings (like Energy giant Enron whose court documents were MAGICALLY destroyed on 9/11) 7) belief that killing and robbing others is MAGIC.

  4. Nicky | May 14, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    ncywrd@yahoo.com, why are you getting up some kid who doesn’t know any better? He can poke his tongue out as much as he wants because the paparazzi are totally annoying. He wasn’t born into privilege, privilege found him. He’s just a child so he probably doesn’t understand yet how lucky he really is.

  5. marki | May 15, 2009 at 1:57 am

    Little adopted son with his tongue out cunt

  6. Jess | May 15, 2009 at 9:44 am

    marki, you’re a c**t for even saying that.

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