Madonna is tolerating Guy Ritchie for the sake of daughter, Lourdes reports the New York Daily News.
Burgeoning actress Lourdes reportedly said, ‘Please don’t be mean to each other’ and then asked the two be as “friendly as possible.”
Friendly?! Ha! Would a woman who wears shoes with pistols heels seem friendly?
In other news, Alex Rodriguez is a man whore. Or “horny dog” which is the term his friends prefer. We like man whore. Anyway, all this Kate Hudson dating and model cavorting are just “mind games.”
“They’re both into playing games and making each other jealous. Madonna loves a good mind game, and she plays them well.”
(Yes. Mind games. Keep telling yourself that Madge)
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