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Michael Moore must be some sort of goddamn wizard. Because Madonna looks halfway human here. Lately, she’s looked like she crawled out of the sea to drag sailors to a watery grave.

Here she is introducing her Malawi documentary I Am Because We Are at pal Michael Moore’s Traverse City Film Festival in Michigan.

Madonna’s from Michigan. She was smart to do the makeover otherwise they would have shot her shambling zombie ass on sight at the border despite her coming from there. It would have been a total George Romero situation and rightfully so.

(Seriously, she needs to buy her make-up artist a small country. Or at least shower her ass with diamonds, rubies and emeralds.)

Click any image in the gallery for 14 more photos of Madonna and Michael Moore at the Traverse City Film Festival!

Michael Moore must be some sort of goddamn wizard. Because Madonna looks halfway human here. Lately, she’s looked like she crawled out of the sea to drag sailors to a watery grave. Here she is introducing her Malawi documentary I Am Because We Are at pal Michael Moore’s Traverse City Film Festival in Michigan.Madonna’s
from Michigan. She was smart to do the makeover otherwise they would
have shot her shambling zombie ass on sight at the border despite her
coming from there. It would have been a total George Romero situation and rightfully so.(Seriously, she needs to buy her make-up artist a small country. Or at least shower her ass with diamonds, rubies and emeralds.)

Click any image in the gallery for 14 more photos of Madonna and Michael Moore at the Traverse City Film Festival!