Madonna Requires Only The Best In Divorce Lawyers

October 16th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Madonna is not screwing around. She has reportedly retained the services of superstar British divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton in her split from Guy Ritchie. Shackleton will school you and take your money. She represented Prince Charles when he dumped Lady Di for that old bag and Paul McCartney when he finally got the pegleg out of his ass.

Heather Mills
reportedly got so mad at Fiona for denying her the amount of money she thought she deserved from Sir Paul that she dumped a glass of water on her head in court.

Madge and Guy reportedly have a joint fortune of $500 million, of which Guy could get at least $200 million. There are conflicting reports that he intends to get that cash, and others that say he’s got enough money on his own and he just wants it over with. Let’s be honest – she’s obviously a pain in the ass and he should probably get his.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Madonna and Guy Ritchie.


Madonna is not screwing around. She has reportedly retained the services of superstar British divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton in her split from Guy Ritchie. Shackleton will school you and take your money. She represented Prince Charles when he dumped Lady Di for that old bag and Paul McCartney when he finally got the pegleg out of his ass.

Heather Mills
reportedly got so mad at Fiona for denying her the
amount of money she thought she deserved from Sir Paul that she dumped
a glass of water on her head in court.

Madge and Guy reportedly have a joint fortune of $500 million, of which
Guy could get at least $200 million. There are conflicting reports that
he intends to get that cash, and others that say he’s got enough money
on his own and he just wants it over with. Let’s be honest – she’s
obviously a pain in the ass and he should probably get his.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

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Comments (4)

  1. SammySushi | October 16, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Her face looks bad. The cheek implants are too much and her eyes look really stretched.

  2. Noname | October 16, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Gollum, Gollum,

  3. green cardigan | October 17, 2008 at 7:09 am

    Gollum! Divorce time, my precioussssssss.

  4. suzanne | October 17, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Bloody Madonna. FUCK OFF back to the US and leave Rocco with his Daddy. You’ve got 2 other kids!

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