Madonna Scares Publishers

March 16th, 2007 // 4 Comments

The publishers who were initially going to publish Madonna’s former nanny’s tell-all have decided against it. You know two fierce looking back-up dancers showed up at the publishing office and threatened to slap a bitch who published that trash. Then they did some yoga positions on people’s desks to prove how limber they were and how they could snap necks with their thighs. Madonna doesn’t mess around or have time for these nusiances.

Melissa Dumas may live, but for the moment at least, it appears that she won’t be allowed to tell. The former nanny’s memoir Live To Tell, about Madge’s “home life,” which had been announced earlier this week as having sold to Lindsey Moore at Crown Publishing with plans for a crash publication in September, will not go forward. Crown doesn’t give a reason for their release of the rights, but an English tabloid speculates that Madonna’s lawyers maybe, possibly have something to do with it.

This is off-topic, but how come she’s making ladies clothes for H&M and not men’s? Not that I can fit my Virgie Arthur-body into any clothes at H&M but I feel discriminated against! I want clothes by M! I want an asymetrical hoodie and some sort of belted trench. She’s always hated men. Guy Richie looks beat-down.

(WENN)

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Comments (4)

  1. irish girl | March 16, 2007 at 11:31 am

    J, I have to disagree with you. Guy doesn’t look beat down, he looks like he’s still trying to maintain some semblance of control. Have you ever noticed how he holds/clutches her arm when they are together? It’s like he’s trying to rein her in. Yeah, good luck with that!

  2. cm | March 16, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    Jeez, I am tired of hearing about this woman. Enough already! She has been foisted on us by the media since the early ’80′s.

  3. Unknown | March 16, 2007 at 11:05 pm

    Virgie Arthur body! HAHAHAHA! J., you crack me up!
    I am also sick of hearing about Madonna…..

  4. Lori | March 25, 2007 at 2:33 am

    First of all-what was up with the leotard phase? I sware, everytime I saw a picture or performance lately she was wearing 1979 leotards. Just saying that word makes me laugh. Are we all supposed to go out and wear them now-is this the new Madonna revolution? lol I have a suggestion, she needs to reinvent herself back to a normal person and retire already. It’s time to take up knitting or golf.

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