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Madonna’s recent return to Malawi brought out the resentment bubbling under her husband’s surface . He sounds like he wants off-ship, but probably likes the cajillion dollar lifestyle she provides. I’m sure he has some money, but she has ALL the money.
Madonna might be smiling it up for the cameras on her current trip to Malawi, but her husband Guy Ritchie thinks the trip has “disaster written all over it,” according to a British tab. The Material Mom took adopted son David Banda back to the orphanage from which she plucked him last year, a move that Ritchie labelled “tasteless,” according to the Daily Mail, and also didn’t think it was such a great idea to go back to Africa with an entire phalanx of chauffeur-driven cars. In fact, he had some PR advice for his wife: “If you do go then at least make sure you get your hands dirty this time.” Meanwhile, schoolkids helped Madge out by pelting reporters’ cars with rocks to keep them away from the Queen of Pop and her entourage.
I’m so glad my job can be done from the safety of my messy apartment so a Malawian orphan doesn’t have to huck rocks at me. Also, Guy? Madonna and “tasteless” go hand in hand. It’s kinda been her calling card for the last, I don’t know, umpeteen years? And let me tell you something, if I can get me a phlanax of cars to whisk me through Africa, I’m doing it. There is no way in hell I’m driving myself around if rocks are being tossed about. I want a bulletproof car and I want it now! With a wet bar! And Bose speakers! The orphans don’t need to know about it.
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BARF | April 18, 2007 at 12:11 pm
If this is true, Guy Ritchie needs to get off his high horse. Madge has been sticking her foot in it forever, and makes no apology for it. On the other hand, I remember seeing a photo of Mr.Madge dressed up as the Pope, off out to a fancy dress party, just after Pope John Paul died. And I’ve read that he likes to speak like a London wide boy and in fact he’s a country toff. So, just get over it luv.
IPS | April 18, 2007 at 12:17 pm
I applaud Madonna and I think the media makes a situation out of nothing…. so what if Madonna and Guy are having issues? People forget that these celebrities are human….. just like us. I think our western culture (if we have one) is sick- theres so much more to life than money and idolising people that are just as human as ourselves. We are ignorant and selfish- I have been to Africa and lived in Africa before and its a beautiful place where people are genuinely happy and friendly unlike or society were people are constantly depressed and unhappy just because they can’t pay a credit card bill.Also, people in Africa are not as primitive as their made out to be, they have beautiful towns- some even better than some I have seen in the so called western countries.Madonna adopted from a village and obviousl the media are going play on that… its such a shame really how we degrade vulnerable people just make ourselves feel superior. Madonna has given David a chance to a life he would have never had…. lets just be happy for him and stop reading inbetween invisible lines.
R0bz | April 18, 2007 at 12:19 pm
your people are stupid if u belive this stupid made up shit
Jessica | April 18, 2007 at 12:19 pm
i’ve never been a fan of Madge’s, musically or personally, but three observations…
1-If this story is real, Guy Ritchie is a prick.
2-Baby David looks very happy and healthy. Especially compared to Jolie’s Zahara who hasn’t smiled since she was bought.
3-Who would have ever imagined Lourdes turning out to be a little beauty with the dogs she has for parents?
alby | April 18, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Is it wrong that I think little David Banda Ciccone Ritchie looks like Gary Coleman?
Wendy | April 18, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Alby, you’re so right!!! Thanks for making me laugh out loud :-) I was thinking that maybe Guy and Brad Pitt need to start their own support group: Men Whose Partners are Adopt-A-Holics.
lookwhaticando | April 18, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Madge is going to be Madge, She will always be OK with me.
Layla | April 18, 2007 at 3:05 pm
@Robz,
Uummm, yeah, like that made up story, according to Vadge and her publicist, about her adopting an african “orphan” right before the baby Banda purchase?
Pop Quiz | April 21, 2007 at 2:05 am
Lourdes is average looking at best. People fawn over her only because she is Madonna’s daughter.
Ritchie and Madonna will get divorced. He’s only staying with her because of his son, I imagine. Madge is just like Jolie. She doesn’t consult her husband and does whatever she wants. Ritchie/Madonna marriage must be SO miserable.