Madonna’s New Kid is Bitchy

January 12th, 2007 // 17 Comments

Madonna was on Letterman last night and going on about how her new purchase is grumpy.

Madonna says that adopting David has been a more challenging than she previously thought.

As for how David is adjusting to being with the family: “He’s a champion tantrum thrower,” says Madonna, who joked with Letterman about having the same first name as her son. “By the way, do you like his name? King David, we call him.”

That child better recognize. He just got put in the lap of luxury. “Wah, my highchair’s too high!”, ‘Wah, my blanket’s too soft!”. He’d better check himself or it’s back to the orphanage with him! Where I’m sure those crickets and rocks he had to eat were really delicious.

Madonna Calls Son a ‘Champion Tantrum-Thrower’ [People]

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Comments (17)

  1. Serena | January 12, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    Did anyone even notice he has one of those kabbalah bracelets on?

  2. bdayguurl | January 12, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    Of course he’s throwing tantrums…

    …it’s called separation anxiety!

  3. Tom | January 12, 2007 at 11:32 pm

    Crickets if he was LUCKY!

    That is hella mean, but still, I laugh. :-)

    Happy Friday.

    Later,
    Tom

  4. kikichanelconspiracy | January 12, 2007 at 11:46 pm

    bdayguurl – I KNOW! Poor baby is taken out of a familiar environment and thrust into a new, strange environment with unfamiliar people? Uh, I think Madonna’s the one who needs to RECOGNIZE. She’d be pretty bloody cranky, too.

  5. Fred | January 13, 2007 at 10:23 am

    Um, sorry, but it wouldn’t be back to the orphanage. It would be back to his REAL FAMILY. He isn’t an orphan.

  6. Sasha | January 13, 2007 at 11:42 am

    Why are stars bringing brown babies here? We have enough will all the illegal aliens and all…

  7. PAE | January 13, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    “He isn’t an orphan.”

    Um, if you’re residing in an orphanage you are by definition an orphan. Most kids who are adopted still have parents or a parent still living.

  8. jesus jones | January 13, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    um, if you’re residing in an orphanage you are by definition

    You, sir, are a dumbass. If you remember, there was a large controversy regarding her adoption, because, THE KIDS WAS NOT AN ORPHAN. SHE BOUGHT THE KID. HE HAS A LIVE FATHER IN AFRICA. unlike, say, angelina jolie, or meg ryan, or any of the other people who adopt from actual orphanages.

  9. Rosebud | January 13, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Hmmm. Why refer to him as a purchase? Why the contemptuous comment on what he would eat in the orphanage? Do these have anything to do with his race? Just asking.

  10. blah | January 13, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    His Dad put him up for adoption. She didn’t take him out of his home. He was in an orphanage. Now, get a life.

  11. Tiblua | January 14, 2007 at 8:38 am

    Can someone just update me here… Madonna was actually allowed to KEEP the kid, even when it emerged that his dad didn’t know that she was going to take him away with her?!

  12. theoriginalbitch | January 14, 2007 at 10:05 am

    I luv it. Thats what you get when you buy a kid without a warranty, aye madge. This kid is gonna be the bane of old hag’s existance. GO DAVID!!!!!

  13. Chenelle Robinson | January 14, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    Tiblua – You idiot! YES she was allowed to adopt/keep the baby because he was UP FOR ADOPTION. Many children who are up for adoption still “HAVE” parents living, that makes no difference – and once they are given to an orphanage and put up for adoption what say should the parent(s) have when someone actually WANTS to come and adopt them. AND GIVE THEM a better life. Moron.

  14. Chenelle Robinson Is A Dumb Cunt | January 14, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    Malawi’s laws forbid adoption by foreigners, and the kid has a living dad, who couldn’t afford to keep him, but who visited him in the orphanage.

    Madonna bought a kid.

    Oh, and you are clearly a dumb cunt.

  15. Kim | January 14, 2007 at 11:52 pm

    I think we have a little tantrum going on here…LOL

    Why are her appearances on these talk shows…so uncomfortable to watch…she acts so weird.

  16. tina | January 15, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    When people acquire money by whatever means, do they lose their minds, this is my first time isiting this site and for all I have read celebrities are nuts.

  17. Elwood | January 15, 2007 at 9:42 pm

    Maybe if he gets too hard to handle, she’ll send him back and blame those darn Malawian “adoption laws”.

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