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So, Madonna has finally given her longtime rep Liz Rosenberg the go-ahead to lie about her impending divorce from that guy who always looks like he’s got an ingrown toenail and it’s really annoying him. Rosenberg says that Guy Ritchie has indeed made the trek to New York to peel Madonna off A-Rod’s ass and try to save his marriage. Well, she didn’t say it like that.
Madonna’s husband Guy arrived in New York
to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his
marriage which does not need saving),” Liz Rosenberg said in a statement.
“There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce.”
Rosnberg also denied the recent rumors that Madonna is allowing A-Rod to hold batting practice in her vagina.
“Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary,” she says.
“They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a
Yankees game last week. There’s really not anything to comment on
beyond that.”
Rosenberg also made a joke that Madge isn’t up in the cut (WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, ANYWAY?) with Lil’ Wayne either. Hardy followed by har and har. Maybe she should, her last album wouldn’t have sucked so much. Madge wants a thug, bottles in da club!
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 9 photos of Guy Ritchie in NYC.
So, Madonna has finally given her longtime rep Liz Rosenberg the go-ahead to lie about her impending divorce
from that guy who always looks like he’s got an ingrown toenail and
it’s really annoying him. Rosenberg says that Guy Ritchie has indeed
made the trek to New York to peel Madonna off A-Rod’s ass and try to
save his marriage. Well, she didn’t say it like that.
Madonna’s husband Guy arrived in New York
to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his
marriage which does not need saving),” Liz Rosenberg said in a statement.
“There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce.”
Rosnberg also denied the recent rumors that Madonna is allowing A-Rod to hold batting practice in her vagina.
“Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary,” she says.
“They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a
Yankees game last week. There’s really not anything to comment on
beyond that.”
Rosenberg also made a joke that Madge isn’t up in the cut (WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN, ANYWAY?) with Lil’ Wayne either. Hardy followed by har and
har. Maybe she should, her last album wouldn’t have sucked so much.
Madge wants a thug, bottles in da club!Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 9 photos of Guy Ritchie in NYC.
Anne Arkham | July 1, 2008 at 1:44 pm
If I had to guess, I’d say that “the cut” refers to female genitalia.
mel | July 1, 2008 at 2:32 pm
It’s urban slang for she ain’t fuckin’ Lil Wayne either. Oh so clever!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=in+the+cut