THE OFFENSE: Remember when you thought “YOLO” was done? Well, if my Facebook feed is to be trusted, the incredibly stupid catchphrase that stands for “You Only Live Once” is still alive and kicking. But really, it should go die in a fiery pit right next to DGAF and FML.
WHY THIS IS SO WRONG: First of all, using YOLO makes you sound like an ignorant person who can’t formulate enough thoughts to describe your actions. You are supposedly a fully formed human being, so you don’t need to use a stupid acronym that drunk high schoolers use.
Guys, please. Just stop. No one likes YOLO. Even if you are only gonna live once, no one needs to hear about how you’re gonna eat an entire McDonald’s value meal because YOLO. It’s not a reason! Ugh. Can’t deal. You just know that one day Zac Efronis gonna regret that YOLO tattoo if he doesn’t already. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go wash my hands cause they’ve typed YOLO 7 too many times.