THE OFFENSIVE: Remember back in the 70s when really weird platform shoes were the thing? Well apparently they’ve been back for awhile and we can’t deal with it anymore. The ones on Elle Fanning on the left are just ridiculous, and the ones Snooki is sporting on the right aren’t much better.
WHY THIS IS SO WRONG: Listen folks, there’s a reason that platforms when out of style in the first place. The whole point of wearing high heels is to make your legs look good, and platforms do no such thing. If anything they make your legs look weird and stumpy as evidenced by Elle Fanning. Plus, platforms just generally look weird.
Honestly folks, I can’t deal with this trend anymore. Remember those platforms that were really big in the 90s? We don’t want those to come back either. Fact: I’m done with them and you are too.