I can’t decide whether this rumor has ruined that terrible show for me, or made it infinitely more interesting. Maureen McCormick, Marcia of “The Brady Bunch”, has a tell-all coming out. The National Enquirer reported last week that it was going to include some details of a teenaged lesbie friends deal she had going with Jan (Eve Plumb). Alternately – ewww and huh and yay! Anyway, Maureen McCormick is denying it. But way to get some press for your book, sister.
Now Debbie Styer, senior vice president of group publicity at William Morrow, the book’s publisher, denied those rumours.
“We are verifying that it is not true,” Ms Styer told ABC News.
“The real story of what happened in [McCormick's] life and behind the scenes of the show will all come out when the book comes out.”
The book is tentatively titled “Here’s The Story”. Cute. Seriously, Jan wasn’t good at anything so I doubt she’d even be good at going downtown to the sugar shack. She could never win a trophy. She just ran around tossing her hair and whining. Jesus, she was annoying. Way too annoying for any man or woman to make out with. Tiger would have left, even.