Mariah Carey has unveiled her song “Oh Santa” from her second holiday album. Here’s what you will think:

• If Outkast’s ‘Hey Ya’ was about Christmas, this is what it would be
• That pregnancy is pretty obvious in the red & white frock
• How much airbrushing did they do on her face?
• Mariah believes in a white Santa
• Must she make dolphin noises in all of her songs?

If you have any additional thoughts about this atrocity – which you can view after the jump, please let me know in the comments!