On last night’s episode of “Dancing with the Stars,” Marie Osmond made like Rebecca from Cycle 5 of ANTM and passed the F out on live television. After giving an energetic performance of the samba with her dance partner, Jonathan Roberts, Marie started listening to the judges’ critique and then BAM took to the floor, sliding right out of her partner’s arms. The host Tom Bergeron quickly cut to commercial break and when we returned, he explained that Marie came to, looked at him and said, “Oh crap,” and everyone thought it was mighty endearing. I’m so glad I wasn’t in her shoes because I would have looked around, noticed my dress, assuming I was a slutty bridesmaid who’d lost consciousness and started muttering, “Please tell me I didn’t sleep with the best man,” and then crying and saying, “I hate myself.”