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Yes everyone we know David Beckham dyed his hair. Thanks for the 15 emails alerting us. We’re still saying no thanks to the new look.
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DarthPaul | April 27, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Agreed. It’s a pisspoor bleach job, for starters. Beyond that, he’s no longer 22 and needs to start presenting himself in a stylish manner appropriate for his age. It’s very possible for him to be smoking hot and mature. I’m not sure about his fishwitch wife, though.
Sue | April 27, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Billy Idol!
Monkey | April 27, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Hey you guys are just jealous (but I agree about the fishwife). Beckham is not the best footballer in the world, he’s going to a B league and he speaks like Mike Tyson . . .HOWEVER he markets himself better than movie stars and he is the most recognizable talent on the Planet approaching Ali like status!
Monkey | April 27, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Hey you guys are just jealous (but I agree about the fishwife). Beckham is not the best footballer in the world, he’s going to a B league and he speaks like Mike Tyson . . .HOWEVER he markets himself better than movie stars and he is the most recognizable talent on the Planet approaching Ali like status!
http://www.Speedmonkey.net
-A | April 27, 2007 at 3:42 pm
The man is smoking hot. And where there’s smoke, there used to be fire. I don’t know what got him to dunk his head into a tub of Hydrogen Peroxide, but damn… He had this look already didn’t he? It didn’t work then either. But I bet it was Posh who told him to do it. “Oh come on Goldenballs, with this mistake of a haircut of mine, I can’t possibly compete next to you evenwhen you got the same dumb cut. Color your hair, badly. Then I’ll stand SOMEwhat of a chance.” And yet…he’s still way too hot to be married to Skeletor with Implants.
Krissy | April 27, 2007 at 3:46 pm
It’s MacGyver!!!!!
Molls | April 27, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Hilarious caption!! Perhaps Becks and Brigitte Nielsen were separated at birth?
Loob | April 28, 2007 at 11:16 am
Or he’s the love-child of Brigitte Nielsen and Vanilla Ice.