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Pete Wentz claims that since he and pregnant wifey Ashlee Simpson got married, not much has changed. When the Fall Out Boy bandmate was interviewed prior to playing DJ at the Boost Mobile BBQ in Malibu, Wentz said, “Nothing’s different being married, to be honest with you.”

He forgot to say, “It means Joe Simpson’s not going to hound my ass for not making an honest woman out of this pregnant baby daughter.”

Meanwhile, what is it with Hollywood women and these unflattering hats? I don’t even know what this is called. Dammit Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. I’m going to have to blame them for inspiring Ashlee here to look like an 80-year-old retiree from the forehead up.

What’s the next big trend? Black socks and arch-support sandals? Cause that actually sounds really comfortable.

Check out all the photos of Ashlee Simpson in the gallery.

Pete Wentz claims that since he and pregnant wifey Ashlee Simpson got married,
not much has changed. When the Fall Out Boy bandmate was interviewed
prior to playing DJ at the Boost Mobile BBQ in Malibu, Wentz said,
“Nothing’s different being married, to be honest with you.” He
forgot to say, “It means Joe Simpson’s not going to hound my ass for
not making an honest woman out of this pregnant baby daughter.”Meanwhile, what is it with Hollywood women and these unflattering hats? I don’t even know what this is called. Dammit Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. I’m going to have to blame them for inspiring Ashlee here to look like an 80-year-old retiree from the forehead up.

What’s the next big trend? Black socks and arch-support sandals? Cause that actually sounds really comfortable.Check out all the photos of Ashlee Simpson in the gallery.