With the shocking (or perhaps not so shocking) news that Tony Parker and Eva Longoria were getting a divorce, we thought, “What a perfect time to see which Desperate Housewives star you would Marry, Boff or Kill.”

Yep, simple as that. So your choices this time are Teri Hatcher – who we think is a little cray-cray, Longoria – the feisty one perhaps, and Marcia Cross – the ginger.

So, let me know how you pick!