Mary Cheney Gets ‘Desperate Housewives’ Makeover

May 5th, 2006 // 15 Comments

Wow. From a mock turtleneck wearing woman with a hideous ponytail with some sort of bangs thing going on to Lynette Scavo. Why the sudden makeover? Someone has a book coming out (no pun intended). Now It’s My Turn: A Daughter’s Chronicle of Political Life is in stores May 9th.

(Image via People)

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  1. ravenswing

    I don’t care what hair colour she uses or who does her makeup, after watching her revolting interview with Diane Sawyer last night I have ZERO respect left for her. She is THE most hypocritical person in the Unites States. Period.

  2. Maddyboy

    She is spineless.

  3. Mrs.

    what’s her deal?

  4. Grace

    she’s gay. mrs., and yet works for the anti-gay powerhouse that is the bush/cheney administration

  5. likeisaid

    Her father is The Devil and her mother is a hypocrite, so I’m expecting her to be a raging hypocritical Spawn of Satan.

  6. She may alter her exterior appearance, but Mary Cheney remains a hateful coward.

  7. Marco

    Perception is everything.

    And she’s still a creepy whore.

  8. Jake

    Benedyke Arnold

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  10. Dan

    It is no surprise. After all, her father is the most evil man in the world. And her mother was so shocked that she should be referred to as al esbian during the presidential debates. These people are all about the money. It’s my turn? It’s my turn to cash in–that’s more like it.

  11. Land of Lincoln Gay

    Try to ratchet down your Bush hating for a minute.

    I think you have to give them credit. We need voices like Mary’s at the table, and Dick has been solid in favor of civil unions. Like it or not, that’s progress.

    I think Mary Cheney deserves credit for her principles and integrity.

  12. jon

    Oh, and Kerry would have been better? Give me a break. There are tons of homophobic Democrats. They just don’t advertise it as loudly as the Republicans.

  13. rose

    I like when she talks about her “jobs”. Honey, you either worked for your rich daddy or for your daddy’s mega-rich, conservative friends at the Coors beer company, trying to entice gay people to drink that beer. Nothing the right wing likes better than a liquored up homo. (Easier to shoot them.)

  14. linda moggio

    Last night on Larry King, Mary Cheney excused
    the outrageously constitution-destroying acts of her father and Bush by saying that they refuse to be concerned with popularity and “do what needs to be done”, and to paraphrase her, we have to give it time and we’ll see down the road the wisdom of their actions. She also went out of her way to sarcastically mention that Kerry is a flip-flopper and that Edwards went into the vice presidential debate determined to make her father loose his temper by making KIND comments about his daughter’s homosexuality. She’s not more guilty because she’s gay and hangs with Republicans, she’s just pathetic in general. She’s gulping the Kool Aid. Egod.

  15. Paul Amato

    Mary Cheney is despicable. This coward had a chance to really make history and stand up for something. Instead, she chose to hide behind a hateful and bigoted administration.

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