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Matthew McConaughey and beach buddy Lance Armstrong were trying to take an innocent stroll when Mother Nature ruined their run along the beach. The two couldn’t resist the stormy waters and decided that a dip in the ocean was just what they needed.
Accompanied by some friends, their ocean frolic was cut short by Miami’s beach patrol. They explained to them the water was obviously unsafe and ordered them to stay on the shore. They all heeded the warnings and after a few “high fives” went about their business. Perhaps it was just an attempt to prove their testicular fortitude or plain old boredom that made it appear to be a good idea.
I could go into the evident opportunity for a mouth-to-mouth gay joke, but I will resist the urge. It is just too easy.
More images of Matthew McConaughey at the beach, after the jump.
Matt and Lance’s Dangerous Dip [TMZ]
Written by Cara Harrington
Holy shit! Is that Maddox posing in his floaties in the background??