Matt Damon Is My Dream Lover

June 25th, 2008 // 2 Comments

I like them with a little cushioning on the front (sixpack abs are not a reality for many bitches) so this completely appeals to me. Here’s Matt Damon looking fine as wine for his new flick The Informant.

I hope Matty is never able to lose that paunch and learns to celebrate it and join the bears. His bartender wife doesn’t need him anymore. She’s got the kid, hence the huge child support. He needs to get with the large and hairy men who are going to love him for this look.

He also sorta looks like the doctor who once felt up my Ri-Ri Harvey in front of me, but I’m choosing not to focus on that part of it.


I like them with a little cushioning on the front (sixpack abs are not
a reality for many bitches) so this completely appeals to me. Here’s Matt Damon looking fine as wine for his new flick The Informant.

I hope Matty is never able to lose that paunch and learns to celebrate it and join the bears. His bartender wife
doesn’t need him anymore. She’s got the kid, hence the huge child
support. He needs to get with the large and hairy men who are going to
love him for this look.

He also sorta looks like the doctor who once felt up my Ri-Ri Harvey in
front of me, but I’m choosing not to focus on that part of it.

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Comments (2)

  1. peachpie | June 25, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    oh. my. gahwed. what an awful thing to see. shove it down. wayy down. wayyyy down deep. only to resurface at the exact moment when you need the power of that anger! like say, if you ever ran into speidi in a dark alley…..

  2. Jeanie | June 25, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    BRAHAHAHA!! Fine as wine? Dude, where did the hot go? So sad.

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