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Departing from his standard “lifelong bachelor can’t commit” romantic comedy shtick, Matthew McConaughey is set to star in The Lincoln Lawyer.

Of course, this is Matthew McConaughey, so if he’s playing a lawyer, there has to be some kind of goofy twist. And I know what you’re thinking, he’s a dog lawyer. Good guess, but actually he’s a down on his luck attorney working out of the back of his Lincoln.

Let’s just hope there’s an opportunity for him to take off his shirt and point to his washboard stomach and say, “I present to the jury, exhibit ABS!”

Gallery Info: Matthew McConaughey hits the beach with his dog.