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The pregnant Camila Alves better get her hippy-dippy beach ass out on the trail of her babydaddy Matthew McConaughey‘s cheatin’ self. He was spotted in a Nicaragua bar on June 6, getting his drink on and romancing the ladies.

Shirtless wonder McConaughey was down in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua at a joint called the Iguna Bar, according to reports. He was probably down there trying to score some devil weed. He doesn’t seem like the cocainya type to me. Unless he’s out of smoke or Corona.

Witnesses say Kate Hudson’s partner in bad comedies was competing for the lampshade award.

“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” says a witness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he
arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the
make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and
trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the
floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.”

You NEVER go out to the barroom after drinking alone. Bad things happen. You end up with a nasty trick who insists on going for coffee the next morning, or a broken nose, or in jail! Trust me – if you drink alone, you bolt the door and keep it bolted. Speaking of that, where’s my drink?

Matty was later spotted looking through a sewage ditch and complaining that he lost his flip-flops. That’s what happens, you drink alone and go out and you end up in pee-pee and poo-poo! In South America! There can’t be that much Purell near the sewage ditch outside the Iguana Bar.

McConaughey reportedly returned the next evening. His pregnant chick Camila Alves needs to get that baby money and get gone. He doesn’t seem like the type to settle down and not trudge around sewer ditches looking for flip-flops ever.

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The pregnant Camila Alves better get her hippy-dippy beach ass out on the trail of her babydaddy Matthew McConaughey‘s cheatin’ self. He was spotted in a Nicaragua bar on June 6, getting his drink on and romancing the ladies.

Shirtless wonder McConaughey was down in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua at
a joint called the Iguna Bar, according to reports. He was probably
down there trying to score some devil weed. He doesn’t seem like the
cocainya type to me. Unless he’s out of smoke or Corona.

Witnesses say Kate Hudson’s partner in bad comedies was competing for the lampshade award.

“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” says a witness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he
arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the
make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and
trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the
floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.”

You NEVER go out to the barroom after drinking alone. Bad things
happen. You end up with a nasty trick who insists on going for coffee
the next morning, or a broken nose, or in jail! Trust me – if you drink
alone, you bolt the door and keep it bolted. Speaking of that, where’s
my drink?

Matty was later spotted looking through a sewage ditch and complaining
that he lost his flip-flops. That’s what happens, you drink alone and
go out and you end up in pee-pee and poo-poo! In South America! There
can’t be that much Purell near the sewage ditch outside the Iguana Bar.

McConaughey reportedly returned the next evening. His pregnant chick Camila Alves
needs to get that baby money and get gone. He doesn’t seem like the
type to settle down and not trudge around sewer ditches looking for
flip-flops ever.