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Why did Britney Spears lose her kids, you ask? Ok, you didn’t ask that and stop laughing! It’s not exactly for the reasons you think. Because there’s plenty of dumpster moms out there and they retain their spawn and their spawn grows up to be as dumpstery. Britney lost her kids because she was told to do a bunch of stuff to keep them by L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon and didn’t.
Spears was ordered to meet with a drug counselor — she didn’t do it.
Spears was ordered to submit to drug testing — she didn’t do it.
Spears was ordered to enroll in parenting classes — didn’t do it.
Spears was also required to sign the judge’s order — again, she didn’t.
AND both her and K-Fed were told that they shouldn’t be driving their children around without a valid California driver’s license. And then Commissioner Gordon (BATMAN!) saw footage of Britney tooling around with the kids looking for chow last week. A monkey on a unicycle is more authorized to drive on the Los Angeles freeways than her. And there ya have it. So – mentally ill or did this scary bitch do it on purpose to divest herself of two burdens? Mark my words, those two are going to be on Shiloh Jolie Pitt’s talk show talking about why they’re crossing dressing neo nazis because of their mom in 2047.
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the Mom | October 2, 2007 at 9:07 am
All I can add is that it’s a shame he didn’t order her to put on some pants.
Applespice | October 2, 2007 at 9:14 am
I’m sure it didn’t help that yesterday (or was it the day before) the paps photographed her driving (without her children) sucking on a pacifier. ‘Was she rolling?’ was my first thought. The previous photos with her having it she was with her kids, and well, face it, mom’s sometimes hold the binky in their mouth… but if your kids aren’t with you…?
I’m assuming the judge did this for the right reasons. From what I’ve gathered, it seems to have been for the right reasons. I mean, at the very least SIGN the judges orders!
In Cali (and most states), it’s rather hard for the mother to lose custody. Typically, the courts favor the mother. This was shocking to me.
I really hope girl gets herself the help she needs to straighten out and turn her life around. She can still get her kids back, she just has to put some effort into proving to the judge she wants it.
Logan | October 2, 2007 at 9:14 am
Shiloh’s talk show!!! OMG so funny!!! That was a good one…..
Applespice | October 2, 2007 at 9:19 am
TheMom- your comment just made me laugh really hard… :)
aeamek | October 2, 2007 at 9:29 am
I like how the child’s not in his car seat correctly.
I guarantee that this Box of Horse Hair is gonna be a scientologist by week’s end, if only because she thinks scientologists might be able to invent better coke.
nastybugger | October 2, 2007 at 9:39 am
well, it’s looking more and more that she doesn’t even want custody of these kids. to deliberately defy the judges orders, and not just one but seemingly ALL of them, is the behavior of someone who doesn’t care.
I think she had them to try to “save” her marriage; maybe to get Kevin to settle down a bit.
I don’t doubt that she loves them, but I think she loves herself more.
T-Bone | October 2, 2007 at 9:51 am
Britney needs treatment, a good attorney, God, and someone decent to guide her, because she’s not getting it. But KFED IS NOT the answer here. KFED is a leech sucking Britney dry and laughing all the way to the bank. I just hope that Britney pulls it together so that she doesn’t end up giving every dime she’s ever made to that thug. UGH! That thought alone should drive her to make good decisions.
Clarisse | October 2, 2007 at 9:54 am
…and she took losing the kiddies real hard! She dropped them off and then went tanning…TRASH.
J. Harvey…”Shiloh Jolie Pitt’s talk show talking” GAWD DEMMIT, THAT’S FUNNNNY!!!!
the Mom….”All I can add is that it’s a shame he didn’t order her to put on some pants.” GAWD DEMMIT, THAT’S EVEN MORE FUNNNNY!!!!
Applespice | October 2, 2007 at 10:06 am
I feel bad for her boys. When they’re older, they’re going to find out about this. I hope it doesn’t come across as ‘mommy didn’t want you’ to them.
Vonnie | October 2, 2007 at 10:37 am
She’s completely gone off the deep end….I didn’t want to say it, but i wouldn’t be surprised if she committed suicide ala “everytime”. What a waste, man…get it together britney! at LEAST for the kids
Applespice | October 2, 2007 at 11:09 am
Vonnie, that crossed my mind too but I didn’t want to say it either…
betty | October 2, 2007 at 11:26 am
as a newish mom, that picture put a lump in my throat. listen, if your child is crying hysterically in the back seat – most likely due to the insanity surrounding your car – you climb in the back and try to soothe them. don’t f-ing hold their toy in front of your own damned face to protect yourself.
she has millions of dollars and could choose to keep those kids out of the papparazzi, record her album, make bad videos, change her tampon, have starbucks delivered, and even freakin’ tan that sorry ass all AT HOME, but it’s like she’s looking for the flash.
she could even move to some remote european village, a la johnny depp, and preserve herself and kids.
it’s like the other poster said – she probably loves her kids (whatever her definition of that is), but she clearly loves herself more.
valentino | October 2, 2007 at 12:50 pm
T-Bone – You’re unbelievable! What will it take to erode your unwavering support for her? The way you defend her it seems nothing short of her committing murder would sway your glowing opinion of her. Do you know Britney Spears personally? If you don’t, how do you know that she’s the sweet girl with good motives that you believe she is? Her actions certainly don’t support this assertion.
Sue | October 2, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Wow, he is SO not buckled in correctly. Both of those straps need to be over his shoulders and the chest clip is supposed to be at armpit height, not bellybutton level. He would go flying right out if they crashed.
T-Bone | October 2, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Valentino – you mean what’s it going to take for me to see things your way, right? Otherwise, why do you care how I see things? I have empathy for the girl — you don’t —- end of story pretty much.
lourdes | October 2, 2007 at 6:09 pm
I have empathy for Spears too because even though I was never was fond of her personality, I liked some of her songs and her dancing in videos. She used to be really cute and innocent looking.
But…. Spears needs to fall hard or I don’t believe she will get the message. People usually don’t begin to heal until they have hit the bottom. So, I say, let her drop right now but be there for her when SHE finally wants to come back.
Mike V. | October 2, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Once again, she just proves that she is nothing but filthy white trash.
MI mom | October 6, 2007 at 7:24 am
That’s what happens when you take anothers womans man! She tried to keep him by having kids and it back fired. She just got played, because now she’ll be paying child support…and it will hurt her pockets.
You have to do what the judge tells you to. I know people who have lost there kids becuase of the same reasons. So if you have a problem… fix it!