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I know it’s probably because they’re trying to be mature and keep their relationship out of the public eye, but seriously, I’m already so over these two.
John Mayer recently performed at the Verizon Amphitheater in Irvine and told the audience, “Just like me, this song gets to sleep in its own bed tonight.” I should totally try to read into that comment to mean something about his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, but it seriously doesn’t do anything for me. He could tell the audience, “I plan on letting Jennifer use a strap-on later and make me cry,” and still I’d be all, “Meh.”
The two grabbed dinner the other night at in Beverly Hills. Yawn. Somebody needs to light themselves on fire for me to start caring.
Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in the gallery!
I know it’s probably because they’re trying to be mature and keep their relationship out of the public eye, but seriously, I’m already so over these two. John Mayer recently performed at the Verizon Amphitheater in Irvine and told the audience,
“Just like me, this song gets to sleep in its own bed tonight.” I
should totally try to read into that comment to mean something about
his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, but it seriously doesn’t do
anything for me. He could tell the audience, “I plan on letting
Jennifer use a strap-on later and make me cry,” and still I’d be all,
“Meh.”The two grabbed dinner the other night at in Beverly
Hills. Yawn. Somebody needs to light themselves on fire for me to start
caring.Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in the gallery!
Why | July 28, 2008 at 11:02 am
So if you don’t care, you stupid cow, why did you post the story?
ugly girlz | July 28, 2008 at 11:10 am
John Mayer has terrible taste in women.
Maniston Schmaniston | July 28, 2008 at 11:38 am
Why needs some coffee LOL
Rosa | July 28, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Lisa…yawn….boring…..Tim….yawn….mons…Zzzzzzz……your post is yawn…..boring……Zzzzzzz. Love you, muah.
Besides, when did boring become a crime!?!? I didn’t get the memo. We are not all created with the same personality and thank God for that. If it wasn’t for the differences, this world would have been more chaotic than it is now. Some people are introvert and some extrovert. Some people prefer to live a peacefully, free from drama life. They live their lives with class, dignity and with their sanity intact. They refused to live immorally, for self-glory or accolade. If refusing to broadcast or pimp your private life, sex life etc, to the masses lacks interests, if this way of life is boring, then, pls, I’ll take boring anytime.
Anyway, John and Jen would rather prefer that tabs leave them alone to enjoy their relationship. Everyone is second guessing them, the fans wants marriage + 2.1 children/lasting affair/hot sex. The haters just want it over already with alternating hate between John and Jen. Or worse, the haters believe it’s a PR move. The tabs want murder, blood, they want dirt and none is happening, so this relationship is boring. Everyone should just chill and leave them alone!!!
ME | July 28, 2008 at 11:30 pm
He does have a fetish with famous women doesn’t he? I wonder why? Is he too young to know that any wealthy woman can have enough laser treatments as well as time for yoga and pilates to look good at any age even 40!SERIOUSLY! And there are many woman great personalities that are really fun to be with even without being famous..Hmmm?? Well Whatever…His music rocks but I’m not that crazy about him or his female front page encounters.