I hope Ri-Ri Harvey doesn’t see this pic. She doesn’t need to be reminded that Paul McCartney’s an ancient Chinese secret now. Are those hospital bracelets? Paul, stop decaying! You’re the Walrus! The newest word on Paul’s battle with the touring golddigging hussy he married is that he wants full custody of their daughter Beatrice. And if Hoppy the Bunny keeps it up with her “The World Hates Me And Paul McCartney Is Lucifer” tour, he’s probably going to get it.
Macca, 65, has already consulted lawyers. A close friend said: “Paul fears Heather’s lost the plot and needs help. He’s deeply worried.
“She claimed to the world that her life’s at risk. If that’s true, so is Bea’s and she must be with her dad.”
After a tense face-to-face confrontation between the warring couple on Friday, angry Macca asked an aide: “Is Heather trying to kill me?”
Last week Paul watched open-mouthed in astonishment as Bea hid behind his legs when big sister Stella called her over.
Friends say he was even more gobsmacked when the child referred to his daughter as “that bad woman” and told him: “Mummy’s so sad.”
Stella McCartney’s really getting the shaft in this mess. Does she care that much? She called it from the beginning, though, didn’t she? Good lord, the worst kind of mother! You NEVER badmouth the other parent or the other relatives in front of the kids in a divorce battle. It’s like a cardinal rule. It just creates more tension and bullshit. Let the kid judge for herself who’s to blame. She ain’t stupid. Once you see your mother hopping from network to network in a crazy bid for cash, you know what’s what.
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Amen, J. Harvey. There is nothing worse than trying to play a young child (or any child for that matter) against the other parent. Heather should be ashamed of herself for encouraging the little one to be afraid of her older sister…sicko.
That is sad to teach a child to hate at a young age, Heather should be ashamed of herself.
And I do hope that paul gets full custody of Beatrice, seems as though the mother has lost touch with reality in many ways.
Did she not realize by admitting that she feels like attempting suicide is basically telling the world she is unstable, like we did not already know that.
Yo, Pauly: been there done that.
There isn’t anything these evil bitches won’t do to their children if they know it will hurt you too.
Ask the Federline kids.
Hop Along has lost the plot by the look of things. She needs to simmer down. Her mad bid for public sympathy is never going to work , and she may end up losing the child because of it. Everyone loves Macca since……..forever. He wrote the Frog Chorus for God’s sake! and Yesterday, and all the other classics.
If she has any sense, she should accept her sizeable divorce settlement and disappear from public view.
yeah, admitting you were considering suicide can’t be good for custody issues.
and I love her claim that if Paul simply admitted that he was the reason that the marriage broke down, she’d divorce him with NO settlement because it’s not about the money.
who the hell does she think she’s kidding with THAT one?!
Ugh! I can still remember the days of custody battle when I was a kid. Parents, if you for some reason talk crap about each other and each other’s family to the kids you are shitty shitty parents; grow up!