For those of you who have been living a sensory depravation chamber for the past two years or so and are unaware of why the fact that “Flavor of Love’s” New York is going to have her own show is AWESOME (that’s right folks, all caps), you might as well skip this post and just get your ass back in the chamber. Because I seriously have no use for you. From VH1:

VH1 and the producers of Flavor of Love were moved by New York’s heart crushing rejection… both times. So, out of the goodness of their hearts, they have once again offered her the opportunity to find love, but this time, she’s going to be standing on the other side of the clock. That’s right, New York has got her own show, a mansion and twenty men to pick from. But she’s not going to do it alone. Her mom is going to help.

I’m still trying to understand how men who are actually willing to touch nasty-ass Flavor Flav’s sloppy seconds actually exist on this planet, but at the same time, I’m very thankful that they do. This glorious hot mess is set to premiere January 8th, at 9PM and you better TiVo that shit, if you know what’s good for you.

I Love New York [VH1]
CHECK OUT THE MEN OF VH1′S “I LOVE NEW YORK.” [Tabloid Whore!]