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And that headline’s all her. Nice one! Scary Spice has moved on from casting the hex over at Eddie Murphy to a movie producer Stephen Belafonte (“Thank You For Smoking”). As we all know, trannie-lovin’ Eddie dumped her ass and is protesting that he’s the dad of her baby. She’s getting through it ok. She’s still looking a little Thandie Newton in “Beloved” though. Hopefully this new dude hooks her up with some barrettes or a comb or something.

Mel, 32, who got her fab figure back in just six weeks, told a pal: “I love Stephen — he’s been looking after me.

“I’m very happy, Stephen’s great fun and he satisfies me. The less said about the Beverly Hills C*ck the better!”

That’s a howl. She deserves a damn medal for that. If she starts dropping bombs about how he liked her to wear a certain belt with a certain attachment on it and pretend that she was a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman, than I will open a shrine to her and leave my “Spice Up Your Life” single on repeat on an infinite loop. You know how Eddie rolls. Maybe SOMEONE shouldn’t have made some many fag jokes back in the 80′s, hmm? Though the Mr. T one was funny.

(WENN)