Scary Spice Wants A Trio

November 8th, 2007 // 1 Comment

“Dancing With The Stars” whiz (apprently, she’s quite good) and Spice Lady Mel B. wants more kids. These kids would be produced with her rage maniac husband, movie producer Stephen Belafonte. Keep in mind that Stephen kills ducks with bricks for fun. So, having a child with this psycho could be a little dicey. The first time the kid soils his diaper, this douche will be hurling it out the window. Or at a duck!

Asked by Newsweek if she wants more kids, the Dancing with the Stars competitor says, “Oh, yeah. Maybe another two. But not just yet, that’s for sure. I’m too busy.”

n addition to competing on DWTS, Brown, 32, is preparing for the big Spice Girls reunion tour, which kicks off Dec. 2. When it comes to her fellow group mates, Brown says nothing – and everything – has changed since they were last together.

“We’re kind of the same, except we’re 10 years older,” she says. “We’re more classy. Between the five of us, we’ve got seven kids.”

So I guess she actually doesn’t want more kids? People can be so vague. Mel has two kids from previous intertwinings with men. Angel, 6 months, is Eddie Murphy’s controversial spawn. This chick sure knows how to pick em’. Go back to Eddie. Trannie freak is a lot more attractive than a guy WHO KILLS DUCKS WITH BRICKS? Who does that?

Photos: Flynet Onilne

By J. Harvey

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    the Creep-O-Meter is ringing non stop in the last few days.

    BelafonteKillaDuck.
    David ‘I swear I don’t drug ‘em’ Copperfield.
    Michael Whacko Jacko.
    James ‘I’m in Love with my sister’ Haven.
    John ‘Serial killer at your service’ Malkovich.
    Crispin ‘Nutter’ Glover.
    Anne ‘Banshee’ Heche.

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