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I’m sure this comes to no surprise to those in the betting pool (you meanies!), but Stephen Belafonte told the Mirror that his marriage to Melanie Brown (Scary Spice, if you’re nasty) is over.

These two sillies have been married for about three years and tied the knot in Las Vegas (clearly a bad sign).

If I had to guess what caused the split, as well as Mel B’s stank face in these photos of the two in West Hollywood last night, it would have to be all of the urinary tract infections she’s gotten from all of the boning they do.  Don’t give me that look; you know it happens!  Otherwise, we’d all be doing it five times a day.  Yup, it’s the UTI’s and not exhaustion, dehydration, or the Knicks game.  Trust me.