Sigh. Why can’t the CW let a perfectly good relic from the early ’90s rest in peace? When will they learn that mortals will never recreate the shallow, low-brow, opulence of a post-Dynasty Aaron Spelling?

Regardless, sources have confirmed that Melrose Place will in fact be given a makeover and shoved in front of us for the 2009 pilot season. Nobody has been cast (Heather Locklear! This is your chance for a comeback!) and a script hasn’t been created, but the CW have visions of a mod D&D advertising, glamorous apartment building with pools, and Shooters dancing in their heads.

Who am I kidding. I’ll be DVR-ing this in no time. Sigh.

Sigh. Why can’t the CW let a perfectly good relic from the early ’90s rest in peace? When will they learn that mortals will never recreate the shallow, low-brow, opulence of a post-Dynasty Aaron Spelling?

Regardless, sources have confirmed that Melrose Place will in fact be given a makeover and shoved in front of us for the 2009 pilot season. Nobody has been cast (Heather Locklear! This is your chance for a comeback!) and a script hasn’t been created, but the CW have visions of a mod D&D advertising, glamorous apartment building with pools, and Shooters dancing in their heads.

Who am I kidding. I’ll be DVR-ing this in no time. Sigh.