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Why do I feel as if I need to take a shower after watching this?

If you are a child who believes in Santa, this is not the video for you. Or really for anyone else for that matter.

Dressed in a festive bikini and stilettos, 17-year-old Courtney Stodden straddles 52-year-old Santa (Doug Hutchinson‘s) lap as he asks her if she’s been naughty or nice. Courtney apparently was a bad girl this year, so naturally she wants a spanking.

Courtney also asked if she could slide down Santa’s chimney. Santa said “any time.” Way to keep it classy Court!

Enjoy, I guess?