Michael Caine Plans To Spank Jude Law

September 11th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Seriously, look at that picture. Stern daddy, shamed twink. *shudder* Here’s some hot people at the Toronto Film Festival. Cate Blanchett could show up wearing plastic shopping bags from The Market Basket and she would still be flawless. Kiera Knightley looks like straight outta 54 and I’m liking it. Kate Bosworth….how do we break this down? What’s wrong with her? She’s trying to be a fashion icon but she looks like she’s been stretched and polished and tortured into a waxen skeleton. I feel bad for her. She used to look normal. Now she looks like she eats pressure for breakfast and that’s about all she eats. Oh, and there were movies at this festival, too. They just get in the way!

A quirky teen-pregnancy yarn and a love story involving a life-sized sex doll have won over critics at the Toronto International Film Festival, stealing the spotlight from darker films on war and politics.

While films with themes wrought from the war in Iraq and global terrorism have drawn a generally positive response, lighter fare such as “Juno” and “Lars and the Real Girl” have also emerged from the pack.

Yeah, Ryan Gosling’s new flick is about a man who dates his blow-up doll. This I gotta see. Why not just date Kate Bosworth and please inflate her a little more!

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More photos of the celebrities (Clive Owen, Keira Knightley, Cate Blanchett, Sigourney Weaver, Jude Law, Laura Linney, and Kate Bosworth) on the red carpet at the Toronto Film Festival after the jump.

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Comments (5)

  1. Sandy | September 11, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    Where do you get your ridiculous ideas from? Both Michael and Jude look thoughtful about a
    serious topic or question and you make up some
    ridiculous bit about a spanking. I suggest that spanking is misplaced and I know where it should be. Michael’s fine and Jude looks (as always)
    luscious. Isn’t that enough?

  2. gerard Vandenberg | September 11, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    Jde law is one fucking, tricking FAGGOT!! Almost all those fucking guy’s, like tommy cruise and this fucker, are desperate for attention and do likewise almost every tricky job for it!!

  3. db | September 12, 2007 at 6:46 am

    Errr…

    Is it me or is it plainly obvious that MC is looking over the back of JL’s head at someone/thing?

  4. angie | September 13, 2007 at 5:50 am

    More horse shit from the Socialite! Why do you constantly try to get Jude’s attention this way? He doesn’t want you…never did…never will…give it up.

    Gerard Vandenberg: You sound like a wasted idiot!

    Can’t wait to see Sleuth. Jude and Michael are class acts.

  5. hoolio | February 9, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    6nrgOJ hi! hooli?

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