Before there was “Bald Britney,” there was “Wacko Jacko.” But it seems that Michael has managed to stay out of the news these days, save for the occasional blip on the gossip radar. Most recently, he made a trip to Japan to chat with fans. According to Yahoo! News:
The reclusive pop star, in Tokyo for several “fan appreciation events,” was the guest of honor at a party where about 400 people paid $3,500 each for a buffet dinner, a show featuring several Japanese Jackson impersonators and a chance to take photos with Jackson. More than 100 orphans and handicapped children were invited for free.
Umm…I don’t know about you, but that last sentence makes me wonder if the person organizing this event has ANY kind of common sense.


























I didn’t know Jesus Juice was so damn expensive!
Maybe Jacko planned the event himself. I mean what is better for him than taking half of the 1,400,000 and enjoying the afternoon among “the children?”
“Uh, excuse me, Mr. Jackson, sir? Yeah, hi, uh, don’t forget the little GIRLS on your left there… They’ve been waiting since yesterday…”