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Despite his status as arguably the most recognizable celebrity in the world, Michael Jackson has currently been maintaining a considerably low-key profile. But his presence can still cause quite a stir, as evidenced by his latest trip to England. TMZ:

M.J. was swarmed by paparazzi and fans as he made his way to the swanky Nobu restaurant. Nevermind that he paid a cool $20 million to make a young boy go away — Jackson is still the darling across the pond. People were screaming how much they loved the emaciated, literally fading star. Imagine Jacko’s shock when he got gang-banged in the extreme by a man pretending to be Jesus Christ. Actually, the imposter was British comedian Aaron Barschak, who dressed up as Jesus and pressed a magazine titled “Gang Bang Extreme” against the window of Jackson’s limo.

Comedian? OK, I’m hoping that his stunt is much funnier when you understand the context of the joke. Otherwise, I’m going to be forced to accuse him of being a dime-store Borat, which I think I’m going to do anyways.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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