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That’s what his 26-year-old year old girlfriend (and TMZ would like to point out non-doctor) Kate Major said. Michael Lohan was taken to a New York hospital after “suffering chest pains that radiated to his arm” and will undergo a “procedure.” Did they call 911 first, or TMZ first?

We are assuming that Lindsay Lohan  is not running to be by his side, so at least he has someone around her age to comfort him.

Maybe Lohan needs to slow things down a bit . Or maybe it just took two women puncturing voodoo dolls at the same time for the black magic to work…