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In his Village Voice column, the fantastic Michael Musto pokes fun at Lindsay Lohan’s nude homage to Marilyn Monroe by posing for a few shots of his own. My favorite is probably the one where he’s got that fishnet on his head. In his column, he points out how obvious and uninspired the choice of having Marilyn Monroe as a figure to emulate is for an young, doe-eyed starlet.
According to Musto, “A blonde actress’s love of Marilyn has got to be the biggest Hollywood cliché since cute reaction shots of dogs. These girls never claim an affinity for anyone esoteric, like Barbara Payton, Carrie Nye, or Tippi Hedren.” He probably says it best when he said, “They go for the obvious–and for the obvious reason: Marilyn was sex on a stick and knew how to promote that to sell product.”
More of Michael Musto’s photo shoot is after the jump.
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Those pictures are very disturbing. Some people just shouldn’t emulate hot celebrities…
I’m pretty sure you couldn’t be more wrong and that this is REALLY freakin funny.
I’d rather look at these instead of el Ho-han’s Marilyn photos. At least these are amusing. Which doesn’t say much for the freckled slut-bag-sausage-legged-coke-whore.
Right on!
So, where are the shots of Michael Musto???? ;-)
Love it, but that one with the pink chiffon? That’s way better than any of LLs shots. Great expression… and whoever did your makeup is a genius :)
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This is way to funny. I didn’t like Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn and I am glad someone makes fun of her.
ooooooooo…. Scandalous…
EEEWWW, I can honestly say from a girls point of view…you’ll never touch marilyn monroe as far as being sexy is concerned, and to the guy above who said he’d rather look at him than marilyn monroe, I’m guessing that you don’t like girls, or women, you prefer boys, and men, if ya know what I mean.