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Swimmer Michael Phelps still has it. Michael Phelps has held off a late charge by his rivals to win the 400-meter freestyle at the Santa Clara International Grand Prix.
Phelps cruised to an early lead in Saturday night’s final, but he had to dig in over the final 100 meters to win in 3 minutes, 48.40 seconds under sunny, windy conditions at the outdoor pool.
He may want to think of getting rid of that ugly furry thing on top of his lip, I’m thinking it may have slowed him down.
Phelps has rarely swum the event over the years, and he didn’t advance to the 400 free final at the 2005 world championships in Montreal, a failure that still bothers him.
Gallery Info: Michael Phelps at the Santa Clara International Grand Prix
liz | June 14, 2009 at 9:12 am
Is he trying to look like Mark Spitz?
For me Phelps is a total butterface.
american dreamer | June 14, 2009 at 9:26 am
I think Phelps is reliving the adolescence he lost when he had to focus exclusively on swimming. (All guys grow a pornstache the first time they are hirsute enough to do so…its a right of passage.)
Sadly one thing about all men is true: the taller they are the smaller they are (he probably has a baby dick).
Thats also probably why he dated an asian chick. They dont mind. I know that sounds awful but its true.
Jilly | June 14, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Or maybe he’s starring as Borat Jr.
Heaven spare us from armchair psychologists and know-it-alls.
Lily | June 14, 2009 at 3:06 pm
“Sadly one thing about all men is true: the taller they are the smaller they are (he probably has a baby dick).”
Seems like you have a retarded baby brain.
stewie | June 15, 2009 at 5:37 am
is that his butt or a fat roll bulging out the back?