Michael Phelps Has Got To Be Dizzy

August 18th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Superhuman Olympian Michael Phelps sat down with Matt Lauer to discuss what it’s like to hold the record for most gold medals won by an athlete in a single Olympics.

Phelps seems to have his head on straight for someone who’s now in the history books and about to become a Tiger Woods-esque multimillionaire in the coming months. Strike while the iron is hot, Phelps!

Also – he’s going to get plenty of tail. Women LOVE this dude. He’s not my cup of ass, but seriously – the ladies lately are all about long and lean. Get some, Mikey!

Phelps says that what he wants to do right now is go home.

“The biggest thing I’m looking forward to,” he told Lauer on Today, “is getting back, seeing my dog, seeing my cars and setting up my new house.”

Please buy a robot butler. Rocky did.

Featured in the Gallery: Dana Torres, Michael Phelps, Ian Crocker, Ryan Lochte, Eamon Sullivan, Natalie Coughlin, Rebecca Adlington, Janet Evans, Grant Hackett, Jenny Thompson, Ian Thorpe, Mark Foster and Kristy Coventry.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos from the Speedo athletes party in the gallery!


Superhuman Olympian Michael Phelps sat down with Matt Lauer to discuss what it’s like to hold the record for most gold medals won by an athlete in a single Olympics.Phelps seems to have his head on straight for someone who’s now in the history books and about to become a Tiger Woods-esque multimillionaire in the coming months. Strike while the iron is hot, Phelps!Also
- he’s going to get plenty of tail. Women LOVE this dude. He’s not my
cup of ass, but seriously – the ladies lately are all about long and
lean. Get some, Mikey!Phelps says that what he wants to do right now is go home.”The biggest thing I’m looking forward to,” he told Lauer on Today, “is getting back, seeing my dog, seeing my cars and setting up my new house.”Please buy a robot butler. Rocky did.Featured in the Gallery: Dana Torres, Michael Phelps, Ian Crocker, Ryan
Lochte, Eamon Sullivan, Natalie Coughlin, Rebecca Adlington, Janet
Evans, Grant Hackett, Jenny Thompson, Ian Thorpe, Mark Foster and
Kristy Coventry.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos from the Speedo athletes party in the gallery!

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Comments (8)

  1. hello, friend | August 18, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    I heard last week that he’s had a girlfriend for the past couple of years. She is or was a swimmer. I randomly met a friend of hers who mentioned it.

  2. Esther Greenwood | August 18, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Maybe it’s the hat, but all of the sudden I got a very K-Fed vibe from Michael Phelps. A richer, more humble, far more awesome K-Fed, but K-Fed none-the-less.

  3. Paige | August 18, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    I’d break him off a piece.

  4. Mimi | August 18, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    It’s Dara Torres, not Dana.

    She’s the most amazing and gorgeous 41 year old woman in the world.

  5. jane | August 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Lochte is still dating his girlfriend of a few years I also know some friends of hers and dara torres is also known as dana…

  6. Reb | August 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    This is a great picture of Michael – It’s very cool to see a local boy turn sports hero.

    Regarding his personal life. Who ever he chooses will be a very lucky person – this guy has it all – Looks, Smarts, Compassion, Grace, and most certainly sex appeal

  7. Eska | August 20, 2008 at 10:48 am

    Dear Mark Foster, marry me!!!

  8. CT | August 20, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    if your talking about amanda beard that michael is dating. their not dating.

    she said in a interveiw with acess hollywood.

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