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Just look at what one grainy, Bong-tastic photo has done to poor Michael Phelps. A little bong hit made public has turned Phelpsie into a paranoid recluse who trusts nobody but his own glass pieces, and is forced (forced, we tell you) to seek solace with strippers.
According to Page Six, Michael had the windows of his house tinted so that the paparazzi can’t peer in and snap any incriminating photos of him. He’s also been “hiding out” at strip clubs because that’s the only place he can party without his picture being taken.
Yeah, it’s a tough life for Michael Phelps. It’s just cruel and unusual punishment for a 23-year-old guy to hang out in stripclubs. I’m sure he was just dragged there kicking and screaming.
Click any photo to check out all the photos of Michael Phelps in the gallery!
lucifer | February 18, 2009 at 6:44 am
countdown till he messes up again 3…2…
That’s whats wrong w/ technology today. U cannot do anything w/out getting caught. Dang camera phones 7 the internet.
radgirldiana | February 18, 2009 at 8:52 am
Yeah! Dang cell phones and that interweb thingy, all the time messin up our good times.
Bonghit heard round the world!
I love M. Phelps even more now. Porpoise man!
Muse | February 18, 2009 at 11:41 am
That’s not a current picture. And its not a strip club.
anna | February 18, 2009 at 12:01 pm
honestly i dont care that he was smoking pot or anything he won 8 gold medals i say he allowed to do whatever he wants man he’s freakin god!!!
Ambs | February 18, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Yeah, check your facts bc these are old pics NOT from a strip club. Get a life and leave Mike alone. Ppl need to harass ARod or Chris Brown, THEY are the substance abusers and woman-beaters. Geez…..
Nicky | February 19, 2009 at 12:25 am
Muse and Ambs, I think you both need to check your facts. Melissa never said the photo’s were of Michael Phelps at a strip club. If you read her post it says Michael hangs out at strip clubs ‘because that’s the only place he can party without his picture being taken’. She’s using old photo’s of him because there are obviously non taken of him in the strip club (as stated above). Most bloggers provide pictures of the person they’re talking about just in case people need to see a photo to jog their memory of who the person is.
SunflowerPipes | February 20, 2009 at 12:38 pm
So Michael Phelps is a guy who drinks at parties smokes a little gambles on high stakes games of beer pong and is the all time greatest Olympic medal winner he sounds like a pretty cool guy to me. Michael Phelps is an American hero he did a tremendous amount of work to achieve what he did. After the pride the country felt with the each gold medal Phelps won in China, how can Americans now fault the man for smoking a glass pipe at a college party. Michael Phelps is a real hero a normal person who has persevered and defied odds to accomplish something amazing not an icon of social moral servitude.
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SunflowerPipes | February 20, 2009 at 12:42 pm
So Michael Phelps is a guy who drinks at parties smokes a little gambles on high stakes games of beer pong and is the all time greatest Olympic medal winner he sounds like a pretty cool guy to me. Michael Phelps is an American hero he did a tremendous amount of work to achieve what he did. After the pride the country felt with the each gold medal Phelps won in China, how can Americans now fault the man for smoking a glass pipe at a college party. Michael Phelps is a real hero a normal person who has persevered and defied odds to accomplish something amazing not an icon of social moral servitude.
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SunflowerPipes | February 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm
So Michael Phelps is a guy who drinks at parties smokes a little gambles on high stakes games of beer pong and is the all time greatest Olympic medal winner he sounds like a pretty cool guy to me. Michael Phelps is an American hero he did a tremendous amount of work to achieve what he did. After the pride the country felt with the each gold medal Phelps won in China, how can Americans now fault the man for smoking a glass pipe at a college party. Michael Phelps is a real hero a normal person who has persevered and defied odds to accomplish something amazing not an icon of social moral servitude.
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