Otherwise known as the most terrifying news of the day.
Michele Bachmann joined Sean Hannity last night to announce her intentions of not going away after her decision to not seek reelection.
Said Bachmann: “I’m not retiring, I’m not going silent, I’m not quitting my public involvement. In fact I may run for another public office. That could happen. But for right now I think I’m going to find a different perch to weigh in on these matters….”