Mick Jagger’s Teeny Weeny And Huge Balls

August 24th, 2005 // 10 Comments

Keith Richards has commented on Mick Jagger‘s manhood. I’m thinking Mick may not be too pleased.

The guitarist said: “His c**k’s on the end of his nose. And a very small one at that. Huge balls. Small c**k. Ask Marianne Faithfull.”

How unfortunate. Yes folks, we bring you all the hard hitting news.

Mick’s Little Red Rooster [Ananova]

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  1. That photo reminds me of the one of Jude Law packing what we thought was some serious heat only to find out later he was carrying a piccolo in his pocket.

  2. bitty boop

    one more reason I love this site!

  3. Jizbiotch

    Distressed, that is the most insightfull and funny bit I’ve ever read. Keep it up./

  4. miguelito

    piccolo… hahaha. well played, well played indeed…

    ugh… fuckin disgusting

  5. cakeboy

    trivia:
    the later covers for the stones albums
    including the infamous ‘Sticky Fingers’
    (the original vinyl record packaging had
    a real working zipper and peephole that
    exposed tighty whities and bulge)
    were designed by andy warhol
    the bulge is joe dellasandro’s package
    and from all the porn…um, i mean artpieces…
    he did for warhol– it was that huge.
    more for the lickin i guess….

  6. Andy W

    Say what you will about Jude’s piccolo, I’d still blow it all day long.

  7. michelle

    ha, bloody, ha!

  8. judy

    Jude’s penis was not a piccolo. It was hot! and probably bigger than 1/2 the men who post here.

    and i just had a mental picture of Mick Jagger’s penis with his balls…i think im gonna vomit.

  9. I always thought that was an erection, but whatever

  10. Jizbiotch

    Judy, Chupa Me. Go to the book store and learn some Spic., bitch. Persons like you breathe my air. So sad.

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