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Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Mickey Rourke seems to be in a pissing contest with Ashley Cole because the Sun is reporting that The Wrestler star bragged he out-slutted the married soccer player.

“Forget Ashley Cole, his behaviour has nothing on a film star,” he allegedly said. “WAGs get an easy time – they should try living with Hollywood hellraisers. I once spent a weekend in the UK and had 14 women in one night.”

I believe a WAG is a wife and girlfriend, but I do not want to believe this story. Not that he couldn’t probably do it in in his 9 1/2 Weeks heyday, and the 57-year-old inexplicably draws models, including his current girlfriend, Russian model Elena Kuletskaya. But I’m sorry, something about his face reminds me of the mask in Vanilla Sky and I don’t like to picture it doing stuff.

Here it is at the Orange British Academy Film Awards back on February 21, 2010 in London.