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Miley Cyrus, 15, appears to have embraced a trend started by Lindsay Lohan and her whatever, DJ Samantha Ronson. Babydyke couture! Take a flannel shirt, some cut-offs or way too expensive leggings and find a manly Sapphic woman to show you round’ the dental dam and voila!

It’s not going to last, but at least the UPS driver or Home Depot plumbing dept. worker you find to enhance your lesbo leanings will get some in the meantime.

Miley’s TV brother, actor Jason Earles (he’s 31?!?), says that people (I assume I’m one of them) need to cut the shit and leave her ass alone.

“When you get to her level of popularity it’s so easy to find little
chinks in the armor and try to tear her down …. If you think her
personal life is a little too risqué, then have that conversation with
your kids,” he bitches.

Well, we would if she would stop taking dirty-ass photos of herself. You don’t even find these in Russian mail order bride catalogs!

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Miley Cyrus, 15, appears to have embraced a trend started by Lindsay Lohan and her whatever,
DJ Samantha Ronson. Babydyke couture! Take a flannel shirt, some
cut-offs or way too expensive leggings and find a manly Sapphic woman
to show you round’ the dental dam and voila!It’s not going to
last, but at least the UPS driver or Home Depot plumbing dept. worker
you find to enhance your lesbo leanings will get some in the meantime.Miley’s TV brother, actor Jason Earles (he’s 31?!?), says that people (I assume I’m one of them) need to cut the shit and leave her ass alone.”When you get to her level of popularity it’s so easy to find little
chinks in the armor and try to tear her down …. If you think her
personal life is a little too risqué, then have that conversation with
your kids,” he bitches.Well, we would if she would stop taking dirty-ass photos of herself. You don’t even find these in Russian mail order bride catalogs!