Miley Cyrus Raps About Saying Goodbye To Twitter

October 10th, 2009 // 4 Comments

It really is true. Miley Cyrus did leave the Twitterverse. What a sad, sad day it is for Miley Cyrus fans around the world. So why did she leave Twitter? “I want my private life private,” she raps. “I ain’t living for tabloids, I’m living for me.”

“Yo, it wasn’t because my friend [Liam Hemsworth] told me to. Ya’ll know very well what you say I don’t do. And the reasons are simple, I started tweeting about pimples. I stopped living for moments and started living for people.”

She also blamed the gossip sites for turning her Tweets into news.

“Yeah, you write what you’re doing but who really cares. If I’m playing with Noah or just doing my hair. Everything that I type and everything I do. All those lame gossip sites take it and they make it news.”

Thanks to Miley’s decision, we will now be reporting on Miley Cyrus much less. Which will actually make a lot of people happy.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Dee

    Very good last paragraph. Good to see that you admit you are one of the lame gossip sites. Self-realization is usually the first step to a cure.

  2. Dee

    Very good last paragraph. Good to see that you admit you are one of the lame gossip sites. Self-realization is usually the first step to a cure.

  3. Dee

    Very good last paragraph. Good to see that you admit you are one of the lame gossip sites. Self-realization is usually the first step to a cure.

  4. Jennifer B

    Thank God. She is a talentless hack, and we don’t give a shit about her private or public life. Quit reporting on her and her pimp dad.

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