Despite the emergence of topless photos of Miss Califoria Carrie Prejean, it has been decided by pageant owner Donald Trump that she will keep her crown. Prejean as near tears when the news was announced at a press conference, telling press, “Most importantly, I would like to thank God.” Because everyone knows that on the 8th day, God frets over the outcome of beauty pageants.
Carrie, who famously clashed with pageant judge Perez Hilton over the issue of same sex marriage, is now working closely with the National Organization for Marriage and will help launch a campaign opposing gay marriage.
I just don’t understand how all this time and effort being made lobbying to keep gay people from getting married isn’t being directed toward trying to keep straight people from divorcing. Or finding a socially viable use for beauty pageants besides singlehandedly keeping the glitter and butt-adhesive industry afloat. Oh wait, along with ice-skating.
Gallery Info: Carrie Prejean at the National Organization for Marriage news conference announcing a new television advertisement: “No Offense.”



































simone | May 12, 2009 at 10:56 am
God he so doesn’t deserve this..He’s a faggaty boi bander for christ sake!
lindalou | May 12, 2009 at 11:09 am
enough already with this woman and this subject – it has been blown all out of proportion!!!!!!
Claudette | May 12, 2009 at 11:53 am
Why is she so wrinkled? She looks around 34 or maybe older…
shardy | May 12, 2009 at 1:33 pm
it’s time to end this witch hunt
she is being targeted for saying
something that was not popular by a small
sector of society, and the “spokeperson”
for that sector tends to drool over young
boys who are half his age
perez hilton is acting like the nerdy fat girl
in school who is jealous of the pretty plastic
popular blonde who got asked to the prom,
and he did not
pathetic.
Anne Arkham | May 12, 2009 at 1:40 pm
I miss J.Harvey.
Sam | May 12, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Wow, how vapid. What a great message to send to kids, “It’s okay to break the rules because you’ll get away with it!”
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