Miss USA Goes Down

July 14th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Miss USA 2008, Crystle Stewart, took a header at the this year’s Miss Universe pageant last night.

This chick went down after she tripped on her ball gown. She’s a brave beauty queen, so she got right back up and kept walking and applauded herself for falling. You need to shield yourself from painful truths when you’re a Jon Benet!

Stewart didn’t make the top five (because of the fall) and Miss Venezuela won.

In a weird coincidence, Miss USA fell last year, too, during the 2007 Miss Universe Pageant. Is some jealous stylist taking vengeance and sabotaging these bitches? It was probably the Venezuelans.

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Comments (8)

  1. sandy | July 14, 2008 at 10:02 am

    I think the winner, Miss Venezuela has some pretty pictures but she is kind of a behemoth like Michelle Obama. Miss USA has a nose and mouth the size of Texas and no boobs. There were no blonde hotties so none of the guys I know were interested.

  2. chitownsfinest | July 14, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Wow, talk about spinning the situation into something else. Such ignorance is not needed on a gossip blog my dear. Blonds arent the only hotties EW.

  3. stewie | July 14, 2008 at 10:58 am

    I dont know the actresses’s name but she looks just like her … she was on Girlfriends for a while, also in Leprechaun: Back to da Hood movie & Malibu’s Most Wanted.

  4. Zekers | July 14, 2008 at 11:28 am

    Chitown:
    Sandy regularly posts poison here-kind of makes HER/HIM appear to be a “behemoth.”

    We get it Sandy, you don’t like anyone that doesn’t have blue eyes and blond hair. Ya?

  5. Tony | July 14, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Miss USA is hot

  6. Sandra | July 14, 2008 at 11:51 am

    I just think that referring to JonBennet is truly a complete lack of taste, and so rude.

  7. joan durtz | July 14, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Hey Sandy,

    Keep your ignorant ass in Texas or where ever your silly ass is from. No one gives a crap about your racist opinions. I would love to see a photo of your ugly cracker ass.

  8. hello | July 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    wow! she is very beautiful and hot~~The big surprise is that she is a very hot member at a dating site. It called richromances.com or something. More pictures can be found under her profile.

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